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PARTY
GEEKS!!!
WHAT IS A PARTY GEEK?
ADVENTURES
SEND ADVENTURES
PARTY GEEK MEET
HOW DO WE MEET OTHER GEEKS?
PASSWORD
DRAWING RULES
MASCOT
TEAM MASTERS
CANNONBALLS
SPLASH N SWIRL
DICTIONARY - PARTY GEEK
DICTIONARY - CREATOR
- Who am I?
DEAR GEEKS
TERMS
E-MAIL
ACCURACY
MAILING
Do you want to know where the parties are and where your friends will be?
Questions? Isn't this supposed to be
information? Of Course!!!
 WHAT IS A PARTY GEEK?
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Intellectual, Professional, Young at Heart, Self-controlled, Humorous,
Sophisticated, Classy, Sporty, Sexy or Shy. If you fit into one of these
categories, you enjoy meeting people, participating in unusual adventures or you
just want to feel included YOU ARE A PARTY GEEK! We are some of the coolest people in the Burgh. We have Fabulous 50.
We have 40 under 40. BarSmart, PUMP, PYP, Pgh Ski Club, Vectors, Next, Steel
City Fins… You know the CANNONBALLS!!! LOL Those groups that make a big Splash
in Pittsburgh. Not to mention… the Golf Clubs, Radio DJ’s, Sports Personalities
and Professional Players, Lawyers galore, entrepreneurs to the max, sales
people, scientist and you. And of course… computer geeks and Trekkies or is it
Trekkers. Isn’t it ridiculous to segregate them? Star Trek is one on the most
all-inclusive groups, now there are the Party Geeks!!!
To Receive the weekly e-mail...
ADVENTURES - E-mail us what you are doing to party and I will send it to everyone
(party geeks) on the list. Any shindig, soiree, wingding, celebration,
festivity, pack, herd, flock or swarm, function, affair (clean ones), gala,
frolic, carouse, let go, let loose, live it up event you can think of. Three
requirements that I think we would all agree on. 1. close to or in Pittsburgh 2.
it must have alcohol and 3. include singles. Yea baby! All kidding aside, we are
looking for sophisticated events as well as pub-crawls, right? So forward us
your e-mail today!
SEND
ADVENTURES - If you send us party information please include as much as possible
a DATE, TIME, ADDRESS/LOCATION, PHONE NUMBER, SPECIALS, COST, ATTIRE, CROWD
SIZE. A deadline for tickets if possible and the expectancy of crowd size.
Attire (casual, business casual, business, cocktail, formal). If you do not have
it (since I have nothing better to do, NOT) I will try to find out more.
To send us an event...
Are you an organization or group with a weekly e-mail of
events? Send it to us
PARTY GEEK MEET
- What better way to meet people just like you? People that not
only have a computer but know how to use it. People that understand leadership,
friendship and fun. People that know the coolest parties in town.
HOW DO WE MEET OTHER GEEKS?
- Attend a Party Geek Meet. There will be special e-mails announcing the
next Meet. To meet the other Geeks pick up a pin OR make sure that you wear your pin we will be passing out pins to
those that do not have one at the Party Geek Meets.
Bring your pin or pick one up from the SplashMax Team Masters. Limited supply. You may even get your picture on
this SplashMax / PartyGeek website.
The TEAM MASTERS.
They will be there for the first 2 hours passing out pins. There will be A
limited supply of pins to pass out, so get there early to get yours.
Get the pins while they last. Who knows what the Team Masters will have cooked
up next to pass out.
3 ways to get your pin for the Party Geek Meet.
1. give the password – You already know it... OXYMORON
2. sign up and become one of the coolest people in Pittsburgh, a Party Geek, by
giving us your e-mail address on a clip board.
OR
3. Put your e-mail address, name and phone number into the drawing. Don’t worry
about the address until after we contact you to receive the prize. What is the
prize? The same as last time… an all expense paid vacation around the world.
lol. yeh right! IN YOUR DREAMS!
No, it is something even more unusual and also cool. It is so cool and unusual even I
do not know what it will be. lol. Maybe something personal from the creator or
from Vissiee. How about something with a beach or party theme? We’ll will find
something fun…
DRAWING RULES - This is just a little drawing and it too is for fun. No official
rules. By entering the drawing you will be giving us permission to use your name
one time in the party geek as the winner. Hey, there is always one pain in the
ass rule, right? What is all of the legal stuff, anyone may enter whether they
are a Geek or not.
The odds of winning are based on the number of entries. What else? E-mail me if
you want to enter with your name, address and phone number or call the number on
our website www.splashmax.com
Finally you must be over 21 to receive the full Vissiee’s Hangover Party Pack. And
SplashMax will not be held liable for your consumption of alcohol. In other
words if you get drunk do Not blame us. You are an adult. You Geek!
MASCOT
- Vissiee – Well you remember our Mascot ‘Nirvana’? S/He changed
his/her name. Kids!!! When they start to grow up they want everything their way.
lol. Also, Vissiee is getting cooler (ICEed) and cooked (FIREd) up with Vissiee’s
Hangover Party Pack. Have your own Geek Meet and have a shot on Vissiee. ;-) No
belly shots or Turtle Shell Rolling shots allowed. lol Unless EVERYONE is skinny
dipping. lol. Did I leave my bathing suit at your place?
TEAM MASTERS - Team Masters are Party Geeks that go above and beyond. They
help keep this e-mail running. The volunteer for events plus the offer
their skills to help SplashMax grow. You will find the current Team
Masters on Contact Us.
CANNONBALLS - Eventually we will be able to do more Party Geek Meets and maybe a
few happy hours with some other groups... PUMP, PYP, Pgh Ski Club, Vectors, Next, Steel City Fins, etc.
All aka CANNONBALLS the guys/gals that make a huge Splash in the Burgh. The
intense organizations that keep Pittsburgh Rockin’ and rolling with us Waves… We
are beginning with a Splash! A big back flip, loop de loop, triple axle,
somersault, belly-smackin’ Splash! LOL. Find
Cannonballs
SPLASH N SWIRL - You
may also attend a Splash N Swirl Event. Splash N Swirl are the events that
we attend to promote other events. We will have a drawing at one event for
another event. Then at the next event we will draw for the next event. And
so on. A great way to meet Party Geeks and a changes to win tickets to
some awesome adventures.
DICTIONARY
- WHAT IS A PARTY GEEK? - I looked up geek in my American Heritage Computer
Dictionary, it said: geek ( gk) n. Slang 1. An odd or ridiculous person. 2. A
carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head
off a live chicken. (WHAT?!?!?!)
For me and more by today's standards: A geek refers more to a person that sits
in front of his/her computer or works all day, contemplating, calculating and
compiling data. With the pocket protector, tape on their eyeglasses and never
gets out, a very intelligent loner.
par*ty ( par"t) n. pl. par*ties 1. a. A social gathering especially for pleasure
or amusement: a cocktail party. b. A group of people who have gathered to
participate in an activity.
Partygeek was not in the dictionary. I would call it an intelligent person that
enjoys socializing in creative and playful environments or to summarize, a
playful intelligent person. Computers, art and a great glass of wine, what more
could you ask for?
WHO -
CREATOR - I am nobody. Just an incredibly attractive, modest, pencil neck geek
looking for fun. I am not paid by or affiliated with any of the events in any
way. Well, I am a member of the museums and a few others, does that count? I do
not sponsor (other than consuming wine) or necessarily support (other than
meeting singles) these events. This is not an advertisement. This is just for
fun, let's keep it that way.
LOL - Laugh Out Loud. Don't you love people that laugh at their own jokes? lol.
cre*a*tor ( kr-"tr) n. 1. One that creates: the creator of a new television
series; a born creator of trouble. 2. Creator God. Used with the. (Some of you
might not know that we had a new partygeek for a while. When I helped with the
e-mails I called myself the creator, hence the name. You may choose 1 or 2 of
the dictionary description whichever works for your religion. I have no
judgment either way. This e-mail is all inclusive, that means God too. Love you
Big Guy/Gal. S/He's my friend. 0:-)
ox*y*mo*ron ( k"s-mor"n", -m r"-) n. pl. ox*y*mo*ra ( -mor", -m r") or ox*y*mo*rons
1. A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined,
as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
DEAR GEEKS
- Do you have any serious questions that you would like to ask the
geeks? Business, law, relationships, sales, health, exercise, etc. I might or
might NOT be a lawyer, doctor, president, entrepreneur, psychologist, marketer,
artist, salesperson, actor, stock broker, pilot, secretary, accountant,
engineer, etc but I will pass along the good advice AND the bad advice that the
geeks send me for you. Sometimes we might not get an answer so I will give you
the best non-authoritative, dumb-a _ _ ed, off-the wall, supreme, kangaroo,
superior, serious beneficial, foul advice that I can give you. Let me make this
clear. The advice that you receive may or may not be from a professional in that
field but it is free.
TERMS - Events are
published at the discretion of SplashMax. SplashMax reserves the right to
refuse publication of any event for any reason. Conditions of SplashMax
may change at any time without notice.
E-MAIL
(Any e-mail that I receive becomes the ownership of the
SplashMax geek and
may be used at our discretion. Oooowww)
ACCURACY
- Attending events that have been sent to you by the
creator
constitutes that you are in agreement with the following, the creator, partygeek
and/or SplashMax is not responsible and/or will not be held liable for the
accuracy of the information contained in this e-mail. Always verify the
date and location with the Cannonball or Venue. (A fellow Geek told me
that a date was incorrect and I feel really bad about that. I try to get
information to you but I do not always have time to check them. If a date is
wrong or the information is incorrect, deal with it. lol. Sorry. If the Geeks
that send me this stuff or the website that I receive it from is wrong can I be
blamed? I guess you could try but this is mail is free so as the great Star Trek
would say, 'resistance is futile' and so would your efforts. :-) Seriously, if
the information is incorrect I am really very sorry and feel bad about any
inconvenience that it might have caused. Please forgive me.)
MAILING - If you are on this list someone gave
us your name and you are in. Or you entered a drawing at a Splash N Swirl
Event. If you are not on our list and would like to be added just beg "add please,please,please" , add a friend
write "I know great attractive/ugly friends to add." Don't forget their
address "We do not disclose who added them. If they are attractive attach a
picture! lol Just kidding, gees lighten up. Send their e-mail address to: or
To
be remove send a blank e-mail to We receive too many new addresses now to respond to
each addition. You will just have to trust that I the creator will add you. I am
human so I make mistakes (don't tell anyone). If you don't get one please,
please, please resubmit. The e-mail list is not supplied to any organizations.
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!! -- People's Cab: 412-681-3131 - & - Yellow Cab:
412-665-8100
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